Warning: Alpha Off the Algorithm.
This tee is for kids who were made for more than screens. It’s a reminder that imagination beats scrolling, real-life adventures beat feeds, and the best stories happen offline.
Comfortable enough for playground races, library visits, and backyard discoveries — this shirt celebrates kids who are growing up grounded, curious, and fully present.
Every t-shirt makes a difference.
We earn just a few dollars from each item, and every single dollar goes straight toward supporting our mission.
Product features
- Extra-light airlume-combed ring-spun cotton for a supremely soft, breathable feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline for a clean, modern silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape preserve shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed graphics with tear-away inner label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warning: Alpha Off the Algorithm.
This tee is for kids who were made for more than screens. It’s a reminder that imagination beats scrolling, real-life adventures beat feeds, and the best stories happen offline.
Comfortable enough for playground races, library visits, and backyard discoveries — this shirt celebrates kids who are growing up grounded, curious, and fully present.
Every t-shirt makes a difference.
We earn just a few dollars from each item, and every single dollar goes straight toward supporting our mission.
Product features
- Extra-light airlume-combed ring-spun cotton for a supremely soft, breathable feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline for a clean, modern silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape preserve shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed graphics with tear-away inner label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
